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woe is me ♡
So, this is my life. And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be.
Odds and ends!
Instagram: @frannntastic
and
i want to stab you with a fork.

because forks have more sharp points than a knife.

friend: lol you broke one chair in your club.
me: no you liar. i only broke one, not four.
it’s half your fault, half your parents’ fault but mostly your parents’ fault.
by me
friend: why don't you just call your dad?
me: what? why don't we just go to mexico land?